Enter Shikari Twitter Updates

Jacqui Smith to resign! Oh praise the lord! What a glorious day! - Posted: Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:38:31

watching the parliament channel; a committee room with the head of the met police discussing the G20 protest... - Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:38:17

'I find kettling offensive' Why is it the Lib Dems are the only ones that ever seem to make any sense...? - Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:51:11

smolder, haddock, rectify, strew, caliber, quantify, plaudit. [My favourite words at the moment.] - Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:32:27

@allietheapple good effort! Forgot all about despondent, what a solid word! will have to bust that one out at least once today. - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:47:19

off to interviews and meetings in town. major ugghhhh - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:51:27

Rorys doffing like a madman 2day. Every chance he gets - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:30:51

@RealRobertWebb just walked past you on GOOCH street - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:50:44

So... voting day looms! Whose everyone gonna vote for??? - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:08:49

alot of replies for LibDems which is wicked! i'll be voting for them. Few ppl are saying they're not gonna vote: PLEASE do, 2 stop the BNP! - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:30:16

@davidrules04 anytime! I've been doing it all day in London. It was the builders/plumbers etc that were the hardest to convince but we tried - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:35:26

Still don't know who to vote for? here's the protein: http://bit.ly/pIbm3 ES recommends LibDem or Greens - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:23:01

@madnessjack all the main policies are put clearly here. http://bit.ly/pIbm3 LibDem and Greens r the only big 1s speaking sense - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:19:00

we're loading up ready to leave for Germany. The suns out again and we've got a 16 hour drive... - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:20:05

On the ferry to calais. Robs bought a huge book of sudoku. - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:12:40

Munkey from Korn after watching us just now at Rock Am Ring "fuck! who are these guys?"
Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:02:36

killswitch engage. top notch. everytime.
Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:31:29

i'm drunk. and only getting drunker. mix of jagermeister and buckfast. lethal
Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:45:28

nnno? u??? ?q s???l sss?un? no? u??? uuuo ??o?
Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:39:09

@jessiiemcfly that's distgusting
Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:13:54

"I'm not getting pissed pissed, just pissed you know"
Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:15:39

bare nuff twits mannnn
Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:32:32

shitting in a cubicle without a lock, could hear someone approaching, so i did the 'alerting' cough to warn off the pan prey. dis my nest
Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:51:27

@himynameiskai I'm just blurring out his schlong on photoshop, it's gonna take a while :p
Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:19:03

hello dover
Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:59:11

Juggernauts charted at number 28! Jokes. But to be fair that boomboompow song is definitely a lot better i suppose
Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:45:25

@MarniStar see i don't get that line, because it's 2009...
Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:31:29

wants to put Jeremy Paxman and Nick Griffin in a small dark room and watch The Paxman tear him to pieces
Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:18:20

Totally still about making thumb-holes in ur jumpers like back in school days.
Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:07:07

i've got to get u at 5 tomorrow morning to go to the US embassy and try to persuade them i'm a good guy, lying has never been my forte. rob
Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:19:59

'im absolutely wicked at cramming'
Posted: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:43:17

for those that aint heard we're doing download tuborg tent on friday. don't come and see it if you don't plan on getting seriously live.
Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:35:46

http://www.greenpeaceblackpixel.org/#/en
Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:55:24

i love bopit, me chris and rory playing it while rou's shooting
Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:53:02

not shooting up, not shooting guns, shooting our next video... :p and we're still going... long into the night
Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:16:30

Iraq Enquiry has to be Public - please email your MP (example: http://bit.ly/GqK1P ) more info in the Lions Den on our website
about 2 hours ago from web

The man who chases two rabbits risks losing both
about 3 hours ago from web

@jayshinoda just to confirm that wasn't me that wrote that. ha
2:11 PM Jun 21st from web in reply to jayshinoda

RT @STWuk: Surprise, surprise: war criminal Tony Blair is behind decision to hold Iraq inquiry in secret. http://bit.ly/16TrWg
12:39 PM Jun 21st from web

how do girls have the power to make you want to repeatedly bash your head against a wall, just by talking to you?
12:35 PM Jun 21st from web

bear grylls knows bear shit
7:13 PM Jun 20th from web

practicing for our slightly 'special' glasto set today
1:55 PM Jun 20th from web

Check this video out -- ENTER SHIKARI - SOLIDARITY - Live at Liverpool Barfly... http://bit.ly/S2MYU
1:52 AM Jun 20th from web

DEY TOOKK ARR JAOBS!
8:50 PM Jun 19th from txt

Homewood bound. Knackered. Cheers 2all that came 2the instores this week! Gona watch southpark allthe way home. AWESOME-O.
8:07 PM Jun 19th from txt

Every1 get on this - help freedom of speech in Iran - http://bit.ly/YrKcc
2:03 PM Jun 19th from web

http://twitpic.com/7slyz - absolutely loving my new socks
1:29 PM Jun 19th from TwitPic

http://twitpic.com/7slvt - Some cheeky cupcakes made for Rorys bday t'other day. good work!
1:27 PM Jun 19th from TwitPic

good on the Iran football team
1:26 AM Jun 18th from web

Tomorrow = first ever ES acoustic performance at our in-store signing in Newcastle!
12:16 AM Jun 18th from web

sorry to all who got a short set today at the instore in Glasgow. broke 2 barriers & there was a 2 story drop.. im sure no one fancied that
12:09 AM Jun 18th from web

anywhere near todays venue where i can pick up some boxers?
9:11 AM Jun 17th from web

JEE WHIZZ OUR FLAMING ALBOMS OUT\!!1
11:31 AM Jun 15th from web

http://img386.yfrog.com/img... our dressing room sign at download...
8:59 PM Jun 14th from web

cheers for all the kind words from everyone who recieved the album today! Anyone who didn't order it... it's out tomorrrow!!! Finally!
5:39 PM Jun 14th from web

download here we come. stand by your beds
8:51 AM Jun 12th from web

"you can derilick my balls". "i can derilick my own balls thank you very much"
8:40 AM Jun 12th from web

just got back from R1 live lounge, if you missed it you can listen to it here http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1...
6:18 PM Jun 11th from web

http://twitpic.com/84c2h - Rob, Chris and Rou in 1998 - after a band practice as 3-piece 'BLEECH'.about 2 hours ago from TwitPic

ENTER SHIKARI VS PDEX - The Jager rap! http://bit.ly/WYFZi2:31 PM Jun 25th from web

@Soniclizard i thought we'd covered everyone, give us a private message with your email and if you can a time reference to you on the track! about 22 hours ago from web in reply to Soniclizard

Despite best efforts from some areas to make it not so... the UK and Ireland October shows are on proper sale today!about 8 hours ago from web

@IndiescreetBlog - not as steep as Ticketbastard's charges. profit at the expense of the artists and fans is their business model. twatsabout 8 hours ago from web in reply to IndiescreetBlog

We put venue box office links on the site. They might be a bit cheaper than Ticketmaster / Seetickets and the like. Maybe.about 7 hours ago from web

Rou and Rob under their DJ names Rout and Sgt. Rolfy are supporting the legend that is Goldie tonight in STA! Gonna be severe ludicrousis!about 5 hours ago from web

On our way to Glasto now! Watching 'The Age Of Stupid' http://www.ageofstupid.net - a total must see.

I just got told off by a hippy in denial!6 minutes ago from txt

If there ever was a lesbien cover band... Im thinking 'Gash for lasses'
6:01 PM Jun 28th from txt

Bat for lashes
6:02 PM Jun 28th from txt

Back home. Fuck. Just gotta try and sleep now..
10:24 PM Jun 28th from txt

@LondonElek nice one for dropping the Nero remix man at the Gstage last night!! And wicked set mate!
3:16 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to LondonElek

http://www.bbc.co.uk/glasto... - half of our set from Glastonbury up on the iPlayer now!
3:56 AM Jun 29th from web

@noobTNUC haha yeh seen that one it's shocking!
7:42 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to noobTNUC

@edibow there's a great shot of u looking mega excited at our set at glasto on the iPlayer at 16:37 :p haha! Thanks 4 watchin us tho!x
3:18 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to edibow

http://bit.ly/upo1p - about fucking time!
4:21 AM Jun 30th from web

@edibow http://www.bbc.co.uk/glasto... - at exactly 16:37 into the vid on the iPlayer on that page
5:33 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to edibow

unfortunately we're on tour but if u can, get involved - http://bit.ly/o0J05 - Big up @forgetcape + @scccoalition
Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:38:36

Packing for the US tour! One month of horrendous drives, sleep and nutrition deprivation and very chaotic shows.
Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:32:45

A Total Disgrace. RT: @STWuk Israel attacks Gaza-bound aid ship, kidnaps activists, confiscates medicine and toys http://bit.ly/AbSlk
Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:04:10

In the good words of John Madden 'TOUCHDOWN'. LETS GO NEW YORK
Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:57:13

nice work! RT:@dontpanic put a plaque outside Tony Blair's house in memory of all killed in Iraq/Afghanistan - http://sn.im/kxtoy
Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:29:02

Been here 5 hours and already getting annoyed at the ridiculous amounts of fluoride and chlorine added to the water in the US!
Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:38:12

I can certainly taste it. But i am pretty particular when it comes to my drinking water... i even had a shower tho and it stunk of chlorine
Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:53:23

Win a signed ES shirt from the lovely guys at @Global_Cool - http://bit.ly/EgmKK
Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:26:29

Rorys become addicted to Australian Bush flower essence travel drops
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:51:45

just took a walk to Madison Square Gardens... There's no fucking gardens! I was expecting elaborate water features & award winning shrubbery
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:02:30

@lisapout in your summer yes.
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:21:40

4 All askin about No Sleep Tonights meaning... http://bit.ly/3QsrEr
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:29:27

@Blackn1ght21 haha no i'd never have the patients to gather all those facts together
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:41:35

damn good complimentary hotel shampoo. if only you could smell my balls right now they're like ripe coconuts. Count yourselves lucky NYC
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:45:34

Large up everyone at the NYC show last night. Went off. Good work and cheers for all the kind words.x
Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:38:52

Venquimatrist
5:00 PM Jul 3rd

Just heard about Murray, unlucky you prat
8:25 AM Jul 4th

Wish i was at Kingsnorth! RT: @greenpeaceuk The band is formed! Phew. #miliband
8:28 AM Jul 4th

Why are the menus always so big here?! Can never decide what i want! On our way to Rhode island.
11:05 AM Jul 4th

We're in Providence Rhode island staying at the Radisson. Some1 come and take us out.
2:35 PM Jul 4th

Air con kills
5:07 PM Jul 5th

Hello Albany!
1:02 PM Jul 6th

message to my thyroid glands: "Down boys, down."
2:56 PM Jul 6th

http://twitpic.com/9jbfg - This is what we're drinking tonight! Possibly the best beer artwork ever! that bear is on it!
3:32 PM Jul 6th

@TeamSantella gosh that don't sound nice! howcome?x
3:35 PM Jul 6th

The bear is doing the job. Steady.
Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:13:09

thunder. on our way to New Jersey.
Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:10:48

School of Rock tonight in NJ. Thyroid glands back to a normal level. Bring it.
Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:12:53

For the umpteenth time. It's not 'Roo', it's 'Rou' (Rhymes with 'Thou') :p
Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:27:12

as in... 'Thou shalt not whine whence people pronounce thoust name wrongeth'
Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:28:19

Penne a la vodka
Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:52:27

more news on protest policing http://bit.ly/7oO8B
Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:23:23

RT: @Pendalez86 Whenever I get nervous I think 'What would Gary Rhodes do in this situation?'
Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:44:33

Allentown tonight. First venue on this tour that has a shower backstage! Alright! Spoilt.
Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:47:01

still chance 2 enter the @Global_Cool signed ES shirt competition! - http://bit.ly/EgmKK
Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:43:32

Baltimore tonight. kicking off our tour with August burns red and I wrestled a bear once.
Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:14:59

heated debate over the set-list tonight
Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:02:38

poonjaaabbbb
Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:56:24

i did it! i finally took a dump without having to take a piss at the same time
Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:31:57

new shirt up on the UK merch store, by the way...
Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:50:39

Just broken down on our way out of philly... in a thunder storm...
Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:32:28

After an all nighter trying 2 fix our van in Philly we're finally defeated. We wont b playing Buffalo 2nite. Totally fucking gutted.
Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:45:17

Stranded in a walmart carpark since 1am. Still damp from the storm. A mechanics been with us since 3am gettin us new parts but it still ...
Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:53:10

After we finally got back on the road after replacing like half the engine we popped a tyre on the highway... you couldn't make this up
Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:34:43

Thanks to everybody who's bought tickets for the october UK tour so far!! Can't wait for this... It's gonna be massive!
Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:20:34

so to clarify after one of the worst 48 hours stretches in ES history; we are doing Akron tonight. Game on.
Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:43:48

@kappa99 akon makes my balls shrivel. + What did mr hot and cold say?
Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:38:05

apap3rplat3 wrote:

@kappa99 akon makes my balls shrivel. + What did mr hot and cold say?
Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:38:05

Thats fame.

Not ES' twitter but -

KatieParsonsReally like Common Dreads.

Back to ES -

oh god! getting all in a fluster! what to wear for the kerrang awards tonight?!? :p

oh god! getting all in a fluster! what to wear for the kerrang awards tonight?!? :p
about 1 hour ago from web

DRUM AND BASS... DUBSTEP... - http://bit.ly/2miUfV
12:16 PM Jul 31st from web

Hello London! Why do Americans always clap when the plane touches down?
9:57 AM Jul 31st from txt

looking forward to the boys return tomorrow, i've been pretty bored
7:21 PM Jul 30th from web

well annoyed that i wrote 'staring up at the stratosphere' that's not correct is it... it should be 'staring OUT'... silly olde english
11:45 PM Jul 29th from web

RT @lmhrnational article discussing new rise of political artists http://tinyurl.com/mx44wn @kingblues @forgetcape @JonMcClure @entershikari
11:42 PM Jul 29th from web

last show of our tour with bless the fall and august burns red tonight. One headline show in Dallas and then HOOOME!
4:56 AM Jul 28th from web

Its almost midnight and its still hot enough to make me sweat buckets. Duno how u crazy desert folk do it! :p
7:27 AM Jul 27th from txt

Scottsdale Arizona, venue about to open; playing the worst crunk tripe i've ever heard. How can anyone actually enjoy this?
2:52 AM Jul 27th from web

http://stopwar.org.uk/conte... - a letter from an US Army General to Obama
6:53 AM Jul 26th from web

sunstroke. I was a bit of a flailing beetroot onstage tonight
5:52 AM Jul 26th from web

@elen211 meet and greet? haha! :p We'll be hanging about all night at merch & watching the bands so come say hello whenever
5:44 AM Jul 26th from web in reply to elen211

Damn cirrus clouds keep getting in the way of my tanning sesh >:-l
9:51 PM Jul 25th from txt

Photographapherz
8:13 AM Jul 25th from txt

All about the Butternut Squash
2:39 AM Jul 25th from txt

Pomona. We're gona av it big 2nite. Gona get dehydrated to fuck. Skamooosh.
1:40 AM Jul 25th from txt

RT @STWuk Serving British soldier refuses to return to Afghanistan. Faces prison for speaking out. Video: http://bit.ly/14uRwZ
1:06 AM Jul 25th from web

http://savevestas.wordpress... - @savevestas 600 wind turbine jobs to be cut on the IsleOfWight - get down there and protest if you can
6:21 AM Jul 24th from web

@iwabo hey guys it's just not the same without you tonight! Hope all is ok.x
6:01 AM Jul 24th from web in reply to iwabo

Met Ron Jeremy in a bar in LA last night!! he was a proper sleaze git! - rory
5:02 AM Jul 24th from web

oh how we love you, in n out burger! Tasty tasty buns you got there...
10:12 AM Jul 23rd from web

RT: @Pendalez86 This milk is directly out of order mate you get me. Its past its sell by date SERIOUS.
6:11 PM Jul 22nd from web

1700 mile drive from Omaha to San Francisco - check!
2:00 AM Jul 22nd from web

http://twitpic.com/b5sv7 - in a desert during our 2 day drive. if you find it you can have a free album ha
12:59 AM Jul 22nd from TwitPic

Eggs fucking benedict.
6:32 PM Jul 21st from txt

@hollyhollyholly she = MOTHER nature! :p
9:08 AM Jul 21st from web in reply to hollyhollyholly

Made it to Reno Nevada, got another 4 hours 2moro morning to Cali to complete the longest ES mid-tour drive ever!
8:03 AM Jul 21st from txt

The cards are out. Playing 'Scabby Queen' in our van. Still 4 hours to go.
2:33 AM Jul 21st from txt

2nd day of driving. We're cruising through yellowstone park now, so just incase she erupts, i thought i'd bid u all adieu. We love u all.
10:19 PM Jul 20th from txt

US tour vlog up now - http://bit.ly/RJ9KP
5:26 AM Jul 20th from web

Half way through the 1st day of our 2 day drive 2 the east coast!
8:49 PM Jul 19th from txt

"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away" The National Health Service.
1:21 AM Jul 19th from web

Omaha Nebraska; Tonights local beer is called 'Fat Tyre' and it actually tastes like tyre.
12:45 AM Jul 19th from web

sorry for the delay. Batty C won.
11:34 PM Jul 18th from web

Heading out bowling! place your bets now...
1:05 AM Jul 18th from web

RT: @STWuk Ten reasons to get the troops out of Afghanistan: A flyer to download and distribute: http://bit.ly/19nk08
10:56 PM Jul 17th from web

van started playing up again last night, getting the full works in a garage today. day off in Cedar Rapids IOWA
10:54 PM Jul 17th from web

3.30am with 2 hours of driving 2 go. I'd quite like 2 smash our TMs head in right now
9:28 AM Jul 17th from txt

almost did the splits onstage tonight... unintentionally
2:35 AM Jul 16th from web

@zaneriley the wording but not the pictures!
2:32 AM Jul 16th from web in reply to zaneriley

http://twitpic.com/ah0io - just incase you never got taught...
10:44 PM Jul 15th from TwitPic

The Afghanistan conflict will only end when the courage demanded daily of soldiers is also shown by politicians. - http://bit.ly/le5Mz
10:22 PM Jul 15th from web

House of Blues Chicago got a badaeus backstage
9:41 PM Jul 15th from web

Anyone see Batty C trip over onstage last night? He's been making a habit of it recently
8:17 PM Jul 15th from txt

Just got pulled over by the cops, tail lights are out... Swear this van is even worse than the infamous shikari-mobile!
7:07 AM Jul 15th from txt

why is Harry Potter top of the Trending Topics, please tell me there's not ANOTHER one out is there? bare gimpage
4:39 AM Jul 15th from web

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/... What a Job!
4:24 AM Jul 15th from web

My laptop has broken down so I'm using the ES Onstage laptop... ohhhh riskaay!!.. better not download too much porn
11:26 PM Jul 14th from web

Shikari's tips on beating indigestion.
11:18 PM Jul 14th from web

remember, 28 chomps/chews before you swallow.
11:18 PM Jul 14th from web

Not twitter, but Rou's facebook status is currently -

"wants life to slow down considerably."

Aww, bless.

22nd floor of hotel. asleep. then... at 5am woken by another earthquake! Even bigger than the last one. Sccaaaary shit.

i rocked the ribbon underneath the hat! eh? eh? Bet you weren't expecting that you cheeky germans
about 3 hours ago from web

Shall i wear a dainty blue ribbon around my hat today?
about 5 hours ago from txt

I rocked the shorts... thanks for voting! Next vote - show tomorrow.
about 24 hours ago from web

what should chris wearr 2nite? jeans or shorts?
8:25 PM Aug 14th from web

1 hour 30 minute set tonight... and then i gotta do a 1 hour 30 mintue DJ set! Big up the long haul crew!
7:55 PM Aug 14th from web

RT: @STWuk CALLING ALL STUDENTS!: Stop the War National Students Conference Sept 19 with Ilan Pape & Lowkey. http://bit.ly/3fxLpu
4:02 PM Aug 14th from web

Horb Am Neckar Mini Rock Festival Germany. Awesome so far, Weather's blazing, gonna go for a woodland walk
2:37 PM Aug 14th from web

@ladygaga i've decided i love you. Would you like to collaborate? (...that's not a sexual metaphor don't worry)
3:49 AM Aug 13th from web in reply to ladygaga

mentally, she's totally on it too - http://bit.ly/7VP1M
3:38 AM Aug 13th from web

@emo_guys_r_fit no way!
3:36 AM Aug 13th from web in reply to emo_guys_r_fit

plus to all the ppl who are saying she's a man... i dunno about that - http://bit.ly/HmOEq
3:20 AM Aug 13th from web

to all the Gaga-haters i dunno guys.. she CAN sing, she writes her own stuff, and she's a bit nuts.. i think she's what popstars should be
3:18 AM Aug 13th from web

@jj182cfc Schtender is german for boner mate
2:32 AM Aug 13th from web

I bet Lady Gaga is serious high maintenance
2:32 AM Aug 13th from web

it's grown into a full on 'schtender' now
2:01 AM Aug 13th from web

on our way to germany, going down a bumpy road; got a bit of involuntary semi! tee hee!
1:45 AM Aug 13th from web

@Watermeloen i did! it's already one of the B-sides! :p
12:07 AM Aug 13th from web in reply to Watermeloen

Off to Radio 1 to chat to Nick Grimshaw from 10.15pm. So tired. Some1 keep a log on how many words i fumble
9:27 PM Aug 12th from txt

If u fancy giving No Sleep Tonight a remix head here to get the mp3 stems - http://www.metalhammer.co.u...
7:55 PM Aug 12th from web

advancing from 'pretty happy' into the 'very happy' bracket now; everything has fitted into my suitcase first time
7:46 PM Aug 12th from web

packing for european festivals. Just found a shirt I thought i'd lost. Pretty happy about that.
7:41 PM Aug 12th from web

@chaoscommander this one's the official venus project one though i think - @jacquefresco
7:40 PM Aug 12th from web

@breakmyneck YES. check our myspace for the dates
7:21 PM Aug 12th from web in reply to breakmyneck

@chaoscommander cheers mate didn't know they were on twitter!
7:16 PM Aug 12th from web in reply to chaoscommander

home safe! maximum the jet lag
4:13 PM Aug 11th from web

22nd floor of hotel. asleep. then... at 5am woken by another earthquake! Even bigger than the last one. Sccaaaary shit.
10:12 PM Aug 10th from web

RT: @JOEDOUKEN little lol - http://twitgoo.com/25fna
4:38 PM Aug 10th from web

RT: @onoflalks http://bit.ly/5PgZh
4:37 PM Aug 10th from web

@onoflalks hahah awesome
4:35 PM Aug 10th from web in reply to onoflalks

Nicholas Cage has got one of the best bewildered frowns in the business
7:16 AM Aug 10th from txt

Just experienced an earthquake here in Tokyo... Pretty sweet
12:23 PM Aug 9th from txt

@JoycieBanacheck she's my future wife :p
12:20 AM Aug 7th from web in reply to JoycieBanacheck

When im walking down the street they say hey sexy hey sexy
12:46 PM Aug 5th from txt

Just had to ask the barmaid in this pub for more toilet roll... Never fun.
5:15 PM Aug 3rd from txt