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note to self, if you're going to shave 'down there' again, BE CAREFUL next time. that's going to hurt for a while Thu, 28 May 2009 11:14:04

You know it's going to be a long day when you pour boiling hot water over your cereal instead of in your brew! Am i alone here? Chris
Thu, 28 May 2009 11:56:55

@maurogucciardi brilliant! hahaha Thu, 28 May 2009 13:45:06

http://bit.ly/rMW0d Thu, 28 May 2009 14:12:40

War Criminal Tony Blair: "politics really matters, but a lot of what goes on is not great" hahaha what a guy... http://bit.ly/JzIyL Thu, 28 May 2009 15:09:39

Feel like i've gotta peanut lodged in my throat. it's red roar. Lucky we don't have any gigs this week!
Posted: Thu, 28 May 2009 23:55:25

http://bit.ly/2IilFB Fri, 29 May 2009 10:45:31

Are Coots not just THE cutest!?!! Fri, 29 May 2009 14:15:55

@MCPerch certainly are! Posted: Fri, 29 May 2009 22:48:19

http://bit.ly/6X2EI

I woke up this morning with a perfect mohican! Gamesetmatch. But do i dare go out the house with it? or should i just strut around my room?

i went and flexed it down the park but it's gone all limp now... it was great whilst it lasted though. - Posted: Sat, 30 May 2009 18:50:43

Dont serve guiness and black? Three glasses broken. Comeuppance. Post ur comeuppances..! - Posted: Sat, 30 May 2009 22:24:14

threw up all over my bathroom last night, managed to target the toilet, sink and bath... roughage - Sun, 31 May 2009 10:42:45

& there's four slices of cold burnt toast in the toaster this morning - Sun, 31 May 2009 10:53:11

i love the sun, but god damn i hate sunburn. i'm in so much pain - Sun, 31 May 2009 15:09:58

Most dogs do love it. - Posted: Sun, 31 May 2009 15:44:50

Rob looks like a lobsterabout 1 hour ago from web

Just sung Babylove on Singstar, got 'hopeful'; come onnnnnn. Rouabout 1 hour ago from web

LewsterB013 on youtube: "shikari are amazin They r the best metal band eva everyone should like enter shikari if u dont den ur gay or a lez"

Anyone doing the climate rush bike ride london tomorrow? http://www.climaterush.co.uk - Sun, 31 May 2009 21:52:53

@Sophtacular haha yeh i remember that! what a burk - Sun, 31 May 2009 22:53:40

I'm going to live on an atoll in the south pacific one day - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:04:59

@climateactivist nice one mate, pretty annoyed I can't make it unfortunately. Do let us know how it goes! - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:21:58

my roofs leaking. swear it's gonna cave in soon.. - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:44:30

JUGGERNAUTS SINGLE OUT TODAY. Checkout the remixes and B-side 'All Eyes On The Saint' - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 12:18:12

Practicing our cover for Joe Wileys live lounge on radio one next week - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:19:06

We're desperately trying to think of a good clue but they're all to obvious! - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:31:17

that's not a clue by the way - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:19:10

neither's that - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:19:37

Dusk tonight 10.18pm, Dawn tomorrow 3.51am - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:32:37

haha that wasn't a clue either! we've given up moved on now guys! back to pointless tweets! keep upppp - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:48:35

and as if we'd be doing that ladyhawke song! It's mundane electro muck - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:53:22

@zzzonked not in a million years! - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:05:19

@george_brough christ no. it has to be something recent - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:05:33

@joegbs covering paris hilton??! in a blanket and thus suffocating her maybe.. - Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:13:36

last day of sun for a while and I'm cooped up indoors programming. shits flacid - Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:19:06

The sun is beautiful today. Sitting outside with rob waiting for the other scrubbers to turn up for band practice. Late... Very late! Chris - Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:34:59

Jacqui Smith to resign! Oh praise the lord! What a glorious day! - Posted: Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:38:31

watching the parliament channel; a committee room with the head of the met police discussing the G20 protest... - Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:38:17

'I find kettling offensive' Why is it the Lib Dems are the only ones that ever seem to make any sense...? - Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:51:11

smolder, haddock, rectify, strew, caliber, quantify, plaudit. [My favourite words at the moment.] - Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:32:27

@allietheapple good effort! Forgot all about despondent, what a solid word! will have to bust that one out at least once today. - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:47:19

off to interviews and meetings in town. major ugghhhh - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:51:27

Rorys doffing like a madman 2day. Every chance he gets - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:30:51

@RealRobertWebb just walked past you on GOOCH street - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:50:44

So... voting day looms! Whose everyone gonna vote for??? - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:08:49

alot of replies for LibDems which is wicked! i'll be voting for them. Few ppl are saying they're not gonna vote: PLEASE do, 2 stop the BNP! - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:30:16

@davidrules04 anytime! I've been doing it all day in London. It was the builders/plumbers etc that were the hardest to convince but we tried - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:35:26

Still don't know who to vote for? here's the protein: http://bit.ly/pIbm3 ES recommends LibDem or Greens - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:23:01

@madnessjack all the main policies are put clearly here. http://bit.ly/pIbm3 LibDem and Greens r the only big 1s speaking sense - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:19:00

we're loading up ready to leave for Germany. The suns out again and we've got a 16 hour drive... - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:20:05

On the ferry to calais. Robs bought a huge book of sudoku. - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:12:40

Munkey from Korn after watching us just now at Rock Am Ring "fuck! who are these guys?"
Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:02:36

killswitch engage. top notch. everytime.
Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:31:29

i'm drunk. and only getting drunker. mix of jagermeister and buckfast. lethal
Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:45:28

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Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:39:09

@jessiiemcfly that's distgusting
Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:13:54

"I'm not getting pissed pissed, just pissed you know"
Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:15:39

bare nuff twits mannnn
Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:32:32

shitting in a cubicle without a lock, could hear someone approaching, so i did the 'alerting' cough to warn off the pan prey. dis my nest
Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:51:27

@himynameiskai I'm just blurring out his schlong on photoshop, it's gonna take a while :p
Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:19:03

hello dover
Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:59:11

Juggernauts charted at number 28! Jokes. But to be fair that boomboompow song is definitely a lot better i suppose
Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:45:25

@MarniStar see i don't get that line, because it's 2009...
Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:31:29

wants to put Jeremy Paxman and Nick Griffin in a small dark room and watch The Paxman tear him to pieces
Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:18:20

Totally still about making thumb-holes in ur jumpers like back in school days.
Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:07:07

i've got to get u at 5 tomorrow morning to go to the US embassy and try to persuade them i'm a good guy, lying has never been my forte. rob
Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:19:59

'im absolutely wicked at cramming'
Posted: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:43:17