Alcohol+...=bad idea

The past week I went out twice. On the Tuesday night I just went into my little town with 3 friends for a catch up expecting it to end early. A bottle of wine to myself and a few too many cocktails later, I was on the floor and puking red stuff into a bucket whilst flashing to my ex boyfriend asking for some pleasure...

On Saturday I went to Rochester to see my friend at uni there, we went out to one place, I got hammered and ended up pole dancing really badly and apparently I got off with three guys...alcohol turns me into more of a slut than I am.

Alcohol+Warner+Enter Shikari@The Borderline

Alcohol+longboarding downhill=the worst idea ever

warnerbro wrote:Alcohol+Warner+Enter Shikari@The Borderline

Fucking amazing man.

First thing Warner said to me after I get to the venue was "DD CHUMBAWUMBA!" before proceeding to pour half his pint on me.

acohol+chase the ace = bad idea

Becky wrote:The past week I went out twice. On the Tuesday night I just went into my little town with 3 friends for a catch up expecting it to end early. A bottle of wine to myself and a few too many cocktails later, I was on the floor and puking red stuff into a bucket whilst flashing to my ex boyfriend asking for some pleasure...

On Saturday I went to Rochester to see my friend at uni there, we went out to one place, I got hammered and ended up pole dancing really badly and apparently I got off with three guys...alcohol turns me into more of a slut than I am.

beers on me next time i see you

Not sure why I never said this before but:

Alcohol+ Me+ Nights out = absolutely embarrassing situations and the retarded drunk thoughts. I like to think i'm a philosopher when I'm drunk hence the dumb tweets.

I'm should be heading out for a messy night this Saturday, I doubt i'll be tweeting (thankfully for you guys!) but I know i'll end up texting somebody,probably Bliss hahaha! Sorry buddy.

ChumbaWumba wrote:Not sure why I never said this before but:

Alcohol+ Me+ Nights out = absolutely embarrassing situations and the retarded drunk thoughts. I like to think i'm a philosopher when I'm drunk hence the dumb tweets.

I'm should be heading out for a messy night this Saturday, I doubt i'll be tweeting (thankfully for you guys!) but I know i'll end up texting somebody,probably Bliss hahaha! Sorry buddy.

Ive been on the end of a couple of those. If your going to wake me up to tell me they played limp bizkit, at least have the decency to ring me and let me hear it.

I remember calling you a 'bucky cunt' once, I apologise profusely mate.

1alcohol+(-1alcohol)=Jake

get it?

MATH.

ChumbaWumba wrote:Not sure why I never said this before but:

Alcohol+ Me+ Nights out = absolutely embarrassing situations and the retarded drunk thoughts. I like to think i'm a philosopher when I'm drunk hence the dumb tweets.

I'm should be heading out for a messy night this Saturday, I doubt i'll be tweeting (thankfully for you guys!) but I know i'll end up texting somebody,probably Bliss hahaha! Sorry buddy.

Gonna feel so unloved if you don't now


Also.

ChumbaWumba wrote:I remember calling you a 'bucky cunt' once

This is amazing.

Looks like i'm going out tomorrow now. If I become suitably inebriated and remember I shall text you mate haha!

Last night was a perfect example of what I said a few posts ago. Lord almighty I shouldn't be allowed to drink by law.