Post yer sick jokes

^ My mate told me about that pic today!

http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kanye_west_apology/

That pic is fucking priceless!
Glad to see none of this peta nonsense.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos its free range, innit"

aww

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq2mb64WOU1qzej3zo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1253304066&Signature=ITuu0OW4C8fzYEAmvQ%2Bg2jHBpUA%3D

i've got 2

1) some people say there's safety in numbers.........try telling that to six million jews

2) Saints have a new sponor........Tampax. a spokesman said "helping a bunch of c*nts through a bad period was a great way to promote our product".

a dwarf pulls in a bar & tells the bird he can give her the ride of her life curiously she goes home with him and before she knows it shes lying on the bed screaming in ecstacy she says to the dwarf your amazing the dwarf replies " thats fuck all love just wait till i get the other leg in "

Whats green and smells like pork

Kermit's Fingers

a muslim man calls a U.S T.V station and complains... He says, "Thats Star Trek.... you've got black, white, asian, chinese and even Klingons!.... but no muslims?"

Geezer replies "Thats because its set in the future you twat!"

A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive."

Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?"

Wiped the smug look off her face.

I keep hearing about all these Muslim teenagers being brainwashed.

Well, at least that's one part of their body that won't smell

Jennie wrote:I love penguin jokes.

What do penguins eat for dinner?





Ice burgers.

Shit.

I acctually just ate a penguin that declared that horrific joke on the back.

kicked the shit out of 4 skinheads who were looking at me funny...

...Turned out they were blind leukaemia patients... but a wins a win.

'I saw this guy in an Italian restaurant ordering pizza in fluent Italian. The waiter seemed to appreciate his willingness to accept their culture.

So, I tried the same thing in our local Chinese restaurant.

I squinted my eyes and shouted, "Harro! Spesha frah raice prease!" But instead of showing appreciation, they took the upturned prawn-cracker basket from my head and told me to get out.'

whats black and screams like fuck
stevie wonder answering the iron