Interview The Person Below You

No, id look like a div in one. Id never get one related to a person, band or anything like that if i did though, because times and feelings change.

Are you the kinna guy who laughs at a funeral?

No, BUT i have only been to one funeral before.
I'd never laugh, but then i don't cry either.
I just think, and as depressing as it may sound, everyone is gonna die, and if they die happily and at the right time, which, at my grandads funeral, was the right time, then i don't see the point in being all sad, i thought it was best to think about the good things about him passing away, as he was pretty ill.

same

Havnt been to a funeral yet(touch wood)

I think laughing is acceptable at a funeral, but at the right moments.

I would like my funeral to be a outragerous celebration of my life, with some mental scenes at the wake.

I once heard of a man who held his wake before he died(he had been told he had a few months to live) just so he could attend and go out in a style that suited him.

Same?

Yeah I would only laugh at the right moments.
I've only been to one funeral which was my friends dad's. I didn't really laugh or cry just tried to support my friend as much as I could.

same?

I too, would only laugh at the right moments.
I've only been to one funeral and that was my best friends Grans. I cried a bit.

On the subject of funerals, how would you like yours to be?

Last year I went to 9 funerals (ages at death ranged from 64 to 99, and this year I've been to one who was 75)

As I'm nearly 65 I have mine all sorted. It will be in a Christian Church - 3 hymns: A new commandent I give unto you is to love one another as I have loved you; Shine Jesus Shine, and Oh Lord my God when I in awesome wonder...

Two Bible readings : I Corinthians 13 - which emphasises the importance of love, and the story of the Good Samaritan which is an illustration of who is our neighbour..

Crossing the Bar by Alfred, Lord Tennyson - a poet who was born in my native county of Lincolnshire. Crossing the Bar is about a boat passing a sandbar, and is really about death.

The Nunc Dimiitis to be sung as the coffin leaves the church. My body to be buried in a Lincolnshire village churchyard.

I hope everyone is happy, not at my death but at my funeral, remembering the good times.


What would you like to be better at doing? (Anything from cleaning, to playing a trombone, to swimming, to getting on with your sister / brother, etc)

I would like to be better at music related things, specifically playing the guitar. That, or I wish I could be a speedier test taker.

same?

Learning guitar, and general communicating with people. I'm either too shy or too aggressive.

Same?

Guitar and drums, and getting rid of aggression.

same?

Singing or playing instruments.

The place you hate being tickled the most?

My sides.

same?

Use to be my feet, but now it's under the arms.

Same?

I haven't been tickled by anyone for years, so it would be wonderful to be tickled anywhere.

If you had a choice of where you could live, but continue doing what you're doing now (that is if you're at school, college or uni or in a job, continue to go to a school, college, uni, or continue to work in the type of job you have,), where would you wish to live?

canada, K-W. it's my favourite place in the world.
it's not that far from toronto, like.. forty minute drive.
wonderland is close to it too. [giant theme park, awesome rides.]

infact, anywhere in canada would do me nicely.

same?

Would love to work out in new York working for the new York

Hairson wrote:Would love to work out in new York working for the new York

Let's presume Hairson's question is "Same"
That is if you could live anywhere, while continuing to do what you're now doing - school, college, work, etc, where would that be? (I know many would like to be in a rock band in a warm climate but that's not going to happen for most of us, well certainly not me.)

probably in a place that isnt flooded, so thats most of Oz out of the picture,

do you play any instruments and if so how well and which instrument

bass guitar, well, can play anything except slap.

would you fuck me?

no i've seen your willy, it'd hurt me.

what's the next gig you're due to attend?

Mogwai on Monday. Fucking mon then.

Worst thing you've ever eaten?

Cauli flower and cool whip. It was for a competition at school end I ended up vomiting.

Last time you've gotten into a fist fight?

sometime last year, i can't remember exactly when though.
some little chav was trying to start shit, it ended badly!

going to any festivals this year? (shit question, but i'm curious.)

READINGGGGGGGGG but i might go Leeds if Warner convinces me!
Might go Slam Dunk if i'm not in Japan

Ever been arrested or cautioned by the police?

yeah cautioned for drinking in public. omgzzzz lock me up.

did you last go for a onsie or twosie?

Twosie.

Dubstep or drum and bass?