The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

[Becky]

IAN ISN'T HERE NOW.
I'M BRINGING THIS BACK.
Post about your worries, fun times, sexy times, embarrassing times etc.
Not too much detail please.

[Josh!]

hahaha
trust this to be one of the first ones back

[lTwisted]

i just jizzed in my pants.
true story

[HappySailor69]

Graveyard+girl+sex=my virginity losing ahhaha im cool

[Becky]

You lost your V in a graveyard??
That is so Ali Dino.

[HappySailor69]

You lost your V in a graveyard??
That is so Ali Dino.

well one of our music venues(colchester arts centre) is a church so yeah...

[kappa99]

I KNEW when i saw you had signed up you'd make this ahah!!!! Fucking legend Bex, fucking legend.

Your allowed to put

<3 Bexy

At the end of every post again too x

[Becky]

Haha, that is amazing.
Sounds so gothic.
Probably wasn't though...

[HappySailor69]

Haha, that is amazing.
Sounds so gothic.
Probably wasn't though...

it was cold, and dark mist was rolling in and their was an owl in the trees haha joking.

outta interest anyone in the mile high?

[Malky]

Haha, that is amazing.
Sounds so gothic.
Probably wasn't though...

it was cold, and dark mist was rolling in and their was an owl in the trees haha joking.

outta interest anyone in the mile high?

I've had a onesome in a plane. Does that count?

[Becky]

Who were you thinking of?

[GeorgeMoshington]

Only sex i've had is with my hand.

[HappySailor69]

haha malky you dirty swineflu

[Guest]

Oh man, I remember this thread.

My ex farted whilst I was giving him a blow job once, it was fucking rank.

[Becky]

My boyfriend farted when I was on top of him.
Blamed it on me being on his stomach. Haa

[Guest]

haha, the sex thread lives on!

[Frankie]

My ex farted whilst I was giving him a blow job once, it was fucking rank.

That is pretttyy nasty.

[kappa99]

My ex threw up when she deepthroated me, i caught her gag reflex and up it came.

[Jed]

My ex threw up when she deepthroated me, i caught her gag reflex and up it came.

ROFL!

[JakeyBoi!]

I'm never taking a girls virginity again

[Guest]

My ex farted whilst I was giving him a blow job once, it was fucking rank.

That is pretttyy nasty.

It was, he was just like, "carry on". No ta.

[Frankie]

My ex farted whilst I was giving him a blow job once, it was fucking rank.

That is pretttyy nasty.

It was, he was just like, "carry on". No ta.

The cheek of him!

[Scott]

My ex farted whilst I was giving him a blow job once, it was fucking rank.

That is pretttyy nasty.

It was, he was just like, "carry on". No ta.

Should've sucker punched him in the baws.

[Sophiee]

Hahah, naaaasty.

[Guest]

Should've sucker punched him in the baws.

He had none. Saying that, could hardly call what he had a cock anyway...