unopened letter to the world

Dear Nanna and Grandad,

I'm sorry for not visiting you much over these past few weeks, and I promise I'll come and see you twice a week from now on.
I love you.

Dear Ian Johnson,

Please re-open the old ESF.

Thank you.

Lottiee

Dear Lottiee,

You should post more on here!


Lara

Dear Lara,

There's reasons why I don't.

But you seem cool. PM me if you wanna chat on facebook/msn

Lottiee

Dear Lottiee,

That's understandable! I'll do that.

Lara

Dear Hannah,
You are such a good friend and I love how I can be my complete self around you!

Love you.

kappa99 wrote:Dear Tony Mowbray,

Please drop that useless 4m dud from Cameroon tonight, so that we get into the Champions League.
Try not to replace him with the Greek Fairy.

Love,

Kappsicle

he made a fucking difference though

Dear Manager,

Cheers for seeing sense, tell the new assistant manager she's a cock.

Love Martin xxx

Dear ES and MM,

Thanks for making great music that doesn't make me lose even more faith in today's music.

el amor de ustedes,
Patricio

Dear dicks,
Please stop being dicks.

Thanks.

Dear Mr Wolf

What time is it?

Thanks.

dear person who you know who you are if you read this

get some morals, stop digging around and settle down before i smack you down.

-PEET- wrote:Dear Mr Wolf

What time is it?

Thanks.

Hahaha.

Dear Jed,

Stop being a miserable shit,

Regards, Jed

Jed wrote:Dear Jed,

Stop being a miserable shit

Dear Mitchell Davis,

I wish I was your friend, you're so funny, creative, and generally awesome.

nicola.the.hunter wrote:

Jed wrote:Dear Jed,

Stop being a miserable shit

It's only funny because I've moaned about it for about an hour all together to you! :p

Jed wrote:

nicola.the.hunter wrote:

Jed wrote:Dear Jed,

Stop being a miserable shit

It's only funny because I've moaned about it for about an hour all together to you! :p

Was way more than an hour, and I knew you would see the funny side of it

Dear Daisy,

Please go to sleep and stop being so paranoid that a storm will happen tonight. There will probably be no storm and you'll be sitting here for hours worrying yourself to death.

Many thanks,
Daisy

Dear Headache

Please fuck off as I'm fed up of you already and wish to go out tonight.

Thanks in advanced.
Nicola

Dear Ashfield show tickets

Can you somehow find your way to your rightful owners? I can't be arsed to deliver them.

Thanks
Pete

Dear Hbos,

can you please be nice and patient with me at the time of the phone interview. I get really nervous talking to strangers on phones and really nervous at interviews, therefore this'll be doubly nervous. AND I HAVE TO DO MATHS AT THE SAME TIME.

dear connor,
you are the biggest cock in the world.
thanks.

Chris (my bands drummer)

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? I swear to shit I'm going to rip your throat out if you don't grow a brain, there is so much I want to write here, so, so fucking much. You are for no good reason the decision maker and pretty much band leader in this band but you're a fucking idiot and don't actually talk to us about anything and seem to think you know what's best for us but you don't seem to have a fucking clue. Thanks for suddenly deciding that we aren't recording this and next week now by the way, I only found out last night, surprisingly not from you, I've been psyched up about this all week 'finally we're gonna fucking do something' oh right actually no, don't tell us to drop everything and to make sure we're available to record all next week and change your mind at the last minute cause you're a bit sad, man up please.
Oh and if I really was correct in hearing you want to lighten up the sound of the band you can fuck off, I am not playing metalcore.

Your very tired bassist
Mike

P.S Yes it is does matter that it looks like a retarded 5 year old does our internet dealings, please let me do it, I can spell and everything!