unopened letter to the world

seen this on a couple of forums.
basically you write your thoughts in letter form to anyone/anything. be it a rant, or something good.

Dear Robert Pattinson.
What the fuck is up with your accent on twilight?
It's terrible, you sound like a new york gangster most of the time.

Dear Chris Batten,

Will you marry me?

- Lara

xoxo


LOOOOOOOOOL

dear gordon brown

for the sake of the country, RESIGN YOU FOOL!

Dear 99.999% of all rappers and country "musicians",

Please stop making music. Right now.

Thanks!
Patches

Dear ?,
I'm happy now because of you, thanks.

Dear Rich,
i'm really gutted you weren't who I thought you were.

dear skream, coki and datsik,

thanks boys for making my life awesome and making times bearable when i had nothing but badman basslines and ticklingly wierd synths. love you

Dear John

Please please please dont make a mess of my ear tomorrow when you stretch it. Praying.
Charn x

CharnieRocksYesh? wrote:Dear John

Please please please dont make a mess of my ear tomorrow when you stretch it. Praying.
Charn x

why are you getting someone else to stretch it? surely thats worse than doing it yourself.. i have one and couldnt even start to imagine someone else doing it for me other than myself.

Dear mr flowers
marry me god dammit.
aha

dear arctic monkeys
thanks for writing a fucking shit new single so now there is more chance you will go down the shitter and stop headlining the festivals i want to go to in the future.
and alex (turner), your new long hair makes me laugh a fucking load you absolute tool.

regards, lee burgaaah.

Dear Enter Shikari,

I'm at a loss, the lions den is full of idiots and the zone has the same vibe as a girls sleepover (but instead of the girls having pillow fights in their underwear they just discuss periods, shaving their legs and what boys they consider hot). What should I do, where am I to go?

Yours faithfully,
M Bizzle

P.s please find out how burgess keeps such perfect facial hair

Elemental wrote:Dear Enter Shikari,

I'm at a loss, the lions den is full of idiots and the zone has the same vibe as a girls sleepover (but instead of the girls having pillow fights in their underwear they just discuss periods, shaving their legs and what boys they consider hot). What should I do, where am I to go?

Yours faithfully,
M Bizzle

P.s please find out how burgess keeps such perfect facial hair

you should stay here It may be like a girl sleepover (i guess) but at least we're all nice and friendly.

If I wanted to listen in on conversations about periods and shaving legs I'd sit in on a Year 6 girls sex education lesson. After the restraining order Jay got last time, I don't think I'll try it to be honest.

yeah that was a bitch, fuckin' nuns always complainin

Dear KFC,

Fuck you.

Love Martin xxx

Dear goverments of the world

fuck your capitalist beliefs

cheers x

rorschach,

youre so, so, so fucking cool.

Dear Lizzielubehead

You are a massive twat

Love Becky

(even though I've basically told her that already)

^^ yeah speaking of do you know her or something? haha i just noticed she like called you out and such

Nope, I don't. She posted some stupid videos of her 'drunk' and stuff on the forum and all I said was "why do we care?" and she started a slanging match from there.

Dear All,
I wish I could write what I want to write, but I can't

Dear Tony Mowbray,

Please drop that useless 4m dud from Cameroon tonight, so that we get into the Champions League.
Try not to replace him with the Greek Fairy.

Love,

Kappsicle

Dear megan (my stepsister)

please turn down your music, it really isn't fair that just because dad and stepmummy are at work, you have your twat of a boyfriend (who none of the family like because he is 10 years older, still lives with his mum, convinced his ex gf to get an abortion and gets drunk and tells you to fuck off) over to just pretend to be cockney when he isn't.

Love your lovely stepsister, Becky

Dear the maker of the inbetweeners,

Thanks for making such an awesome and funny programme. I look forward to seeing the next series.