Re: Need your ideas!

by **nicola.the.hunter** on Mon 07 Feb 2011, 9:34 pm

JackHizzle wrote:Butlins. Go to the clubhouse and let some bloke in a West Brom top and trackies slip his fingers up you.

OR visit London, stroll down the Thames, see a play at the Globe, eat at Wagamamas, go on the Eye, go to the zoo, go shopping on Oxford Street...there's plenty to do down here! We have colour TV and broadband too, you'll love it.

Haha, you're just as bad!

But least the last bit has some good suggestions. I now just need to pursade some of my rather poor, lazy friends to come out and go places!

by **leeburgess** on Tue 08 Feb 2011, 2:16 am

nicola.the.hunter wrote:
JackHizzle wrote:Butlins. Go to the clubhouse and let some bloke in a West Brom top and trackies slip his fingers up you.

OR visit London, stroll down the Thames, see a play at the Globe, eat at Wagamamas, go on the Eye, go to the zoo, go shopping on Oxford Street...there's plenty to do down here! We have colour TV and broadband too, you'll love it.

Haha, you're just as bad!

But least the last bit has some good suggestions. I now just need to pursade some of my rather poor, lazy friends to come out and go places!

mention the pub and you're onto a winner

by **Hobbsy** on Tue 08 Feb 2011, 10:52 am

Clearly Hamleys is a winner! That place is amazing!

by Guest on Tue 08 Feb 2011, 10:57 am

Hobbsy wrote:Clearly Hamleys is a winner! That place is amazing!

Full of fit kids too.

by **Hobbsy** on Tue 08 Feb 2011, 11:46 am

That too

by **beth** on Thu 10 Feb 2011, 7:30 pm

Martin wrote:Hire a midget.

long story behind it, but i actually tried to do this once to prove a point to my mate.
phoned up one of those actors agencies. apparently i need to 'check out a toy store' & get 'all the money in the world' should i wish to purchase a midget.

by Martin on Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:54 am

beth wrote:
Martin wrote:Hire a midget.

long story behind it, but i actually tried to do this once to prove a point to my mate.
phoned up one of those actors agencies. apparently i need to 'check out a toy store' & get 'all the money in the world' should i wish to purchase a midget.

You're doing it all wrong. Forget proper acting agencies or anything like that, there's companies set up that deal specifically with midgets; it's not acting work or anything, you just get to hire a midget and get him/her/it drunk for 24hrs. It's so cool.

by **Malky** on Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:03 am

Martin wrote:
beth wrote:
Martin wrote:Hire a midget.

long story behind it, but i actually tried to do this once to prove a point to my mate.
phoned up one of those actors agencies. apparently i need to 'check out a toy store' & get 'all the money in the world' should i wish to purchase a midget.

You're doing it all wrong. Forget proper acting agencies or anything like that, there's companies set up that deal specifically with midgets; it's not acting work or anything, you just get to hire a midget and get him/her/it drunk for 24hrs. It's so cool.

http://www.theminiman.co.uk/

by **beth** on Fri 11 Feb 2011, 3:01 pm

Martin wrote:
beth wrote:
Martin wrote:Hire a midget.

long story behind it, but i actually tried to do this once to prove a point to my mate.
phoned up one of those actors agencies. apparently i need to 'check out a toy store' & get 'all the money in the world' should i wish to purchase a midget.

You're doing it all wrong. Forget proper acting agencies or anything like that, there's companies set up that deal specifically with midgets; it's not acting work or anything, you just get to hire a midget and get him/her/it drunk for 24hrs. It's so cool.

so googleing 'midgets for hire' is the wrong way to go about it? thanks for your help, it'll come in handy next time!
bloody midgets, so hard to find! i think we need some midgets on the zone.

by **Malky** on Fri 11 Feb 2011, 3:45 pm

beth wrote:
Martin wrote:
beth wrote:
Martin wrote:Hire a midget.

long story behind it, but i actually tried to do this once to prove a point to my mate.
phoned up one of those actors agencies. apparently i need to 'check out a toy store' & get 'all the money in the world' should i wish to purchase a midget.

You're doing it all wrong. Forget proper acting agencies or anything like that, there's companies set up that deal specifically with midgets; it's not acting work or anything, you just get to hire a midget and get him/her/it drunk for 24hrs. It's so cool.

so googleing 'midgets for hire' is the wrong way to go about it? thanks for your help, it'll come in handy next time!
bloody midgets, so hard to find! i think we need some midgets on the zone.

The link above I posted, I googled "midgets for hire uk". It is apparently that easy.

by Pete on Fri 11 Feb 2011, 3:52 pm

beth wrote:
Martin wrote:
beth wrote:
Martin wrote:Hire a midget.

long story behind it, but i actually tried to do this once to prove a point to my mate.
phoned up one of those actors agencies. apparently i need to 'check out a toy store' & get 'all the money in the world' should i wish to purchase a midget.

You're doing it all wrong. Forget proper acting agencies or anything like that, there's companies set up that deal specifically with midgets; it's not acting work or anything, you just get to hire a midget and get him/her/it drunk for 24hrs. It's so cool.

so googleing 'midgets for hire' is the wrong way to go about it? thanks for your help, it'll come in handy next time!
bloody midgets, so hard to find! i think we need some midgets on the zone.

I think just one would be enough. More than that and we could be looking at a takeover...

by aprilMCC on Fri 11 Feb 2011, 5:44 pm

There's actually three girls in my grade who are short enough to be considered midgets. Mind you they're not 18 yet but I doubt a month or two will really make that much of a difference considering they haven't grown since we started highschool.

by Martin on Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:48 pm

Pete wrote:
beth wrote:
Martin wrote:
beth wrote:
Martin wrote:Hire a midget.

long story behind it, but i actually tried to do this once to prove a point to my mate.
phoned up one of those actors agencies. apparently i need to 'check out a toy store' & get 'all the money in the world' should i wish to purchase a midget.

You're doing it all wrong. Forget proper acting agencies or anything like that, there's companies set up that deal specifically with midgets; it's not acting work or anything, you just get to hire a midget and get him/her/it drunk for 24hrs. It's so cool.

so googleing 'midgets for hire' is the wrong way to go about it? thanks for your help, it'll come in handy next time!
bloody midgets, so hard to find! i think we need some midgets on the zone.

I think just one would be enough. More than that and we could be looking at a takeover...

IF THERE'S A CHRISTMAS SHOW NEXT YEAR, CAN WE GET ONE?

by blissof89 on Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:17 am

Martin wrote:
Pete wrote:
beth wrote:
Martin wrote:
beth wrote:
Martin wrote:Hire a midget.

long story behind it, but i actually tried to do this once to prove a point to my mate.
phoned up one of those actors agencies. apparently i need to 'check out a toy store' & get 'all the money in the world' should i wish to purchase a midget.

You're doing it all wrong. Forget proper acting agencies or anything like that, there's companies set up that deal specifically with midgets; it's not acting work or anything, you just get to hire a midget and get him/her/it drunk for 24hrs. It's so cool.

so googleing 'midgets for hire' is the wrong way to go about it? thanks for your help, it'll come in handy next time!
bloody midgets, so hard to find! i think we need some midgets on the zone.

I think just one would be enough. More than that and we could be looking at a takeover...

IF THERE'S A CHRISTMAS SHOW NEXT YEAR, CAN WE GET ONE?

I'm definatly up for chipping in a few quid for this!

by Hect1c1 on Tue 15 Feb 2011, 5:27 pm

blissof89 wrote:
Martin wrote:
Pete wrote:
beth wrote:
Martin wrote:
beth wrote:
Martin wrote:Hire a midget.

long story behind it, but i actually tried to do this once to prove a point to my mate.
phoned up one of those actors agencies. apparently i need to 'check out a toy store' & get 'all the money in the world' should i wish to purchase a midget.

You're doing it all wrong. Forget proper acting agencies or anything like that, there's companies set up that deal specifically with midgets; it's not acting work or anything, you just get to hire a midget and get him/her/it drunk for 24hrs. It's so cool.

so googleing 'midgets for hire' is the wrong way to go about it? thanks for your help, it'll come in handy next time!
bloody midgets, so hard to find! i think we need some midgets on the zone.

I think just one would be enough. More than that and we could be looking at a takeover...

IF THERE'S A CHRISTMAS SHOW NEXT YEAR, CAN WE GET ONE?

I'm definatly up for chipping in a few quid for this!

hell yeah boys counts me in, i love midgets, they get away with anything, crazy buggers