Crushing news...

Story here.

Well, his mrs better sleep in a different bed in case he roles over in his sleep.

Hairson wrote:Well, his mrs better sleep in a different bed in case he roles over in his sleep.

Do you really think he has a mrs?

Pete wrote:

Hairson wrote:Well, his mrs better sleep in a different bed in case he roles over in his sleep.

Do you really think he has a mrs?

"Morbidly obese: Barry Fowers, pictured with his wife Shirley, has been diagnosed as too fat to work over fears he may fall over and crush his colleagues"

.....maybe......

apap3rplat3 wrote:

Pete wrote:

Hairson wrote:Well, his mrs better sleep in a different bed in case he roles over in his sleep.

Do you really think he has a mrs?

"Morbidly obese: Barry Fowers, pictured with his wife Shirley, has been diagnosed as too fat to work over fears he may fall over and crush his colleagues"

.....maybe......

Maybe I should actually read things before I comment on these things...

haha

I was on this thread last night and didn't manage to make the connection between the title 'crushing news' and the fact he's a fat dude who is in danger of crushing folk.
Read it just there and was all ICWUTUDIDTHUR.
Duh.

Sophiee wrote:I was on this thread last night and didn't manage to make the connection between the title 'crushing news' and the fact he's a fat dude who is in danger of crushing folk.
Read it just there and was all ICWUTUDIDTHUR.
Duh.

You just stole anything constructive I might have had to add to this thread. I hate everything you stand for.

I was particularly upset no-one had noticed this.