Re: Reasons to LOL ATM

by Sophiee on Mon 09 Aug 2010, 9:38 am

Someone needs to take my phone off me when I am drunk. Good gracious. Texts from last night are too funny.

by HappySailor69 on Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:50 pm

by Guest on Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:27 pm

This.

Read the testimonials too.

by **ChumbaWumba** on Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:38 pm

Jack* wrote:This.

Read the testimonials too.

'Although the thought of buzz lightyear and woody going balls deep in my anus was pretty appealing' lmfao!

I'm worried as to how you stumbled across this lol

by Nia on Sun 15 Aug 2010, 9:14 pm

"What I really wanted was an ice-cold penis in my needy vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a geiser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog." Gold.

by Guest on Sun 15 Aug 2010, 10:55 pm

@axlrose wrote:All upcoming Guns N' Roses dates are canceled. Please contact your place of purchase for any refunds.

by **Malky** on Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:04 am

Burnistoun.
I'm feelin fuckin hingmy.

by Jennie on Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:30 pm

Oxford gig, last night.

by Guest on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 2:58 am

I like that video, I miss Bodrum.

by LeeLee on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 3:36 am

I have a house in bodrum what a coincidence, and i've been to the place in the picture on the right picture, and a funny feeling i've been to the place in the picture behind Jenny and Warner, thats wierd ha

by **warnerbro** on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:28 am

Bodrum is the best holiday destination ever.

by **Hobbsy** on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:35 am

"It feels like a clitoris"

Fantasticcccc

by joebarnes on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45 am

Waking up this morning to find Martin on the travellodge floor, completely lifeless.

by Jennie on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 2:16 pm

My favourite part was "no comment".

by **Malky** on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 5:58 pm

Martin was two sepping last night. Life is completed.

by Martin on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 6:37 pm

Hairson wrote:Waking up this morning to find Martin on the travellodge floor, completely lifeless.

Standard Travelodge behaviour on my part.

Malky wrote:Martin was two sepping last night. Life is completed.

If I was it wasn't intentional. I'd have liked to have seen it though, I imagine you found it quite amusing.

by **Malky** on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 6:42 pm

Rather. You were ootyernut last night.

by **Jed** on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:22 pm

At what point was this 2-stepping business?

by **beth** on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:20 pm

by **warnerbro** on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:25 pm

Legendary do.

by Scott on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:55 pm

Is that Simon Neil?

He looks like a blonde santa.

by Guest on Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:03 pm

They're American btw.

by **Malky** on Fri 20 Aug 2010, 7:26 pm

Jed wrote:At what point was this 2-stepping business?

DA HEVY MUVVASHIP DUBSTEP BRUV. OH MA DEYZ.

by **Jed** on Fri 20 Aug 2010, 7:53 pm

Think I was turned round at that point with Steven. I participated in the skanking business during Juggz though.

by **warnerbro** on Fri 20 Aug 2010, 8:20 pm

Phil Mitchell.